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 A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.

The gloves protect my feet from excess work.

I checked to make sure that he was still alive.

She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages.

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97.

He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.

The best key lime pie is still up for debate.

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

I'll have you know I've written over fifty novels

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf.

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.

The lake is a long way from here.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life.

He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.

It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.

He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake.

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today.

The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.

He always wore his sunglasses at night.

The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence.

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

She advised him to come back at once.

Having no hair made him look even hairier.

She had the gift of being able to paint songs.

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.

Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest.

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head.

I'm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure.

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.

Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas.

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